Kill 1000 wolves
Kill 750 wolves
Kill 500 wolves
Catch 250 items
Kick the same head twice
Beat 50 wolves in a single fight
Kill 250 wolves
Catch 100 items
Get humped by a mini-wolf
Kill 10 enemies in 1HP mode
Get an epic 25 hit combo
Kill an enemy with stray rocket
Impale an enemy with tree branch
Put a basket hat on a wolf
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